No really I’d be on him in a heartbeat he won’t even have a chance to blink!
I hope to dear god that Evan checks tumblr regularly just to fucking read this great shit. So Evan if you are reading...
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^THIS. SO FUCKING THIS
ALL OF THESE FUCKING COMMENTS!
I’ll probably just make awkward eye contact and start taking off...clothes. I don’t even...
It is beginning to get to the point that if I ever see this man in person I am going to run up to him screaming “Enough...